Dear Usher:

Usher Leads American Music Awards Nominations

Yes. We get it. You're a sex addict, you cheated on Chili and some chick's your babymomma. Go get crunked up with Lil' John and leave us alone. Be careful spinning your bling around your neck like that. It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye.

Oh, and "Burn"? Sounds just like R. Kelly's Remix. I can sing his chorus over your chorus.